16 Annoying Things You Should Never Say To Newlyweds

A lot of us cannot keep our curious minds shut, and we generally end up saying some ridiculous and annoying things to the newly-married couples.

It may all be said in humour (or sometimes not), but maybe the two are not just ready to answer the volley of questions you throw at them! So, here are the things we say and the reasons why we must not!

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#1. You will miss being single!

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You know why they got married? No? Umm… Let us help you answer it. It is because they wanted to spend the rest of their life with the person they just got married to!

#2. Dekh liyo, tu joru ka ghulam bann jayega!

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Let us please get over this joru ka ghulam title because nobody ever is one. The husbands just know when to say a yes to their wives and no to their inner voice!

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#3. How is your sex life?

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Better than yours, perhaps! And by the way, you are not allowed to ask this question unless you fall in the BFFs category.

#4. Ab humein daada-daadi bana do, jaldi!

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Kyun, bhai kyun? Is this the only reason the two got married so that you could become grandparents?

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#5. The real challenges will come forth once your honeymoon period gets over.

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Really? True that newlyweds enjoy the first couple of years because they are busy knowing each other and building their nest, but it is also up to them how they keep their life from becoming stale a few years down the line! Also, we think maybe you should start taking interest in your married life more.

#6. Do not change your surname.

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It is totally up to her whether she wants to keep the surname she spent her life as an unmarried person or change it the next day after the wedding. Why should it bother you?

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#7. Shaadi mein kitna kharcha hua?

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Who asks that? You were invited. You had the time of your life (or not it doesn’t matter!)? Just zip up!

#8. Your wedding could have been better

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Thanks, but no thanks! You could easily be told off with a befitting reply, which will knock the breath out of your lungs. So, make sure you keep your critical comments to yourself. Please?

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#9. Alright, so the fun part is over because you are now married!

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The joy ride just kick-started and they as hell will enjoy the highs and work their way out of the lows together!

#10. Do you think you will get bored of your spouse in a year?

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Are you married? Are you bored of your partner or are you unmarried and think you will get bored too soon? Probably you need help! And, c’mon, why would you say something like this to a newlywed couple? Let them just be!

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#11. Do you wish you were unmarried?

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Let us not spoil the spirit of the newlyweds by showing off the amount of fun you are having as a single. Because? They really do not care why you are unmarried, right?

#12. Are you not scared that everybody around you is getting divorced?

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No. They are two sane-headed adults who know that a spike in divorce rate has no impact on their married life. And, those who are getting divorced have reasons to choose separate paths. Why the hell should you scare the life out of their marriage?

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#13. How is your married life?

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Chill hai! Aur aapki?

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#14. Everything will change for you now!

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Did your marriage change your life? If it did, then probably you should not have got married at all because probably you were not prepared! Nothing really changes except the new faces in the couple’s lives. Believe us!

#15. Having kids is the worst thing!

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Kids could be the best thing for them, who knows? And by the way, who are you to decide for them?

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#16. We will not see each other often. I am sad, and worried.

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True, once your friends get married you may not hear from them as often. However, if they do make time to stay in touch with you it is a sign enough that you are important to them. Happy now?

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We hope you know what not to say to the ones who are getting married or just got married. Remember that the ones who are one year into their married life too, should not be bothered!

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