A Man Flew With A Newlywed Couple; His Funny Description Of The Journey Is Winning The Internet

Love is special. And getting married to the one you love to the moon and back is all the more special. But you know, keeping all your happiness, anticipation and excitement aside, it can get a little vicious for the onlookers who have no intentions of being a witness to your die hard louvre for your new mister or mrs.!

Let’s put it this way. Imagine, you have been married for donkey’s years and you love your partner and all, and suddenly you come across a newlywed couple who just show you what the epitome of love looks like? Confused? Don’t be!

Something like this, eh?

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Checkout this Facebook post by a gentleman named Bikram Vohra who had a rather (annoying) ball of a time when he was ‘flying high’ with a newlywed couple. Not a regular newlywed but someone where ‘Yay, I am in loouvee’ was written all over their face (pun unintended).

Enough said already, let’s give it up to this man for our little Friday madness.

Beginning with how an airplane takes off. Trust me even as kids our parents wouldn't have explained it this way. Anyway, sit back and enjoy!

"FLYING HIGH WITH THE NEWLY WEDS
Airline passengers with little babies are nothing compared to newly-weds. I had them next to me and she is spooned into him with no daylight between them and I get a filthy look being the intruder and she is wearing those red and white bangles up to her elbows like a badge of honour and he is telling her that the plane flies because when the engines start the exhaust pushes the plane faster and faster and then like a pebble from a catapult it shoots upwards."

That was some explanation for how an airplanbe takes off, wasn't it? We are sure Mr. Vohra felt this way!

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Never heard such baloney in my life and she has that look of liquid admiration like he had just discovered a fourth law for Newton and if the Wright brothers had heard this they would have given up flying and taken up paddle boating instead.

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We can't imagine such love while taking off! What do you say?

As we take off she combs his hair with her henna designed fingers and he tap taps her on the nose as we ‘catapult’ into the sky.

Now these interesting deets about the lunch saga. We wonder if couples actually do this!!

The lunch cart comes along and they discuss the menu like this was a global summit and he says, you choose and she says, no,no, no, you choose and he says, no whatever you want and she giggles like only newly weds can giggle and even the stewardess has got this ‘get on with it expression’ and finally they settle for a samosa and a carton of hot noodles.

This is the best part, guys always, we mean always remember this..

When their meal arrives she feeds him and he feeds her in a culinary orgy of ecstasy and she then opens the pot of noodles and says, its hot and he rubs her fingers and does,foo foo. And you want to tell him, man to man, foofoo as much as you want because a couple of years down the road foofoo will be phutt.

Moving on, how the mister rescues his mrs. from burning her fingers is gem of some sort!

Then, as the Lord is my witness, he kisses her fingertips one by one and pulls out a noodle, blows on it and feeds it to her. In a return match she pull out the second noodle and after caressing it with her breath feeds him as I watch on in mute horror.

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Now comes the 'so-called' fun part which the narrator didn't find funny at all. Trust me, even kids can think of a better and a real game!

Then they have a bet to see who will pull out the longest noodle. They think this is the best game ever, much ahead of candy crush and angry birds and for ten minutes they compete and the score is 9-6 in her favour and he’s looking at her like she has won the gold medal at the Olympics.

Now Mr. Vohra's way of realising that his whole life was a lie!

And I am thinking I have been married 37 years and if turned to my wife and said, let’s see who can pull out the longest spicey chicken flavoured noodle would it come off as a reflection of grand romance.

I think not. I’d probably end up the stone in the catapult.

Wow, that seriously was something! But our reaction to the man who witnessed it?

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That was one hell of an interesting read we must say!! What do you people think, do share your experience too, if you have had any!

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